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Ever wanted to unload a clip on your baby?
Now you can with such gadgets as the bullet proof baby crib and stroller. My 8 month old is turning into quite the thug. I'm thinking I'll get him one for Christmas. Now you can with such gadgets as the bullet proof baby crib and stroller. My 8 month old is turning into quite the thug. I'm thin... more
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Dane Cook's Disease...It Can Happen To You
Dane Cook's Disease, often referred to as "DCD," is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects the central nervous system. Those afflicted typically suffer from uncontrollable muscle spasms, wildly exaggerated movements, and the need to relay long-winded stories with no punch line, yet still expect to receive a hearty laugh.
Named after comedian, Dane Cook, the condition afflicts only .01% of the world's population. And although the cause of DCD is not completely understood, the recent years have brought a wealth of new scientific understanding regarding the physiology of this disease. Most notably, researchers have deciphered commonalities amongst sufferers that include: a) being Mr. Cook's 'friend' on MySpace; b) having seen 'Employee of the Month', or c) selecting their favorite comedian based solely on the fact that he's hot. Dane Cook's Disease, often referred to as "DCD," is a progressive neurodegenerative disease that affects the central ne... more
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