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Man shoots himself after being denied sex
Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.
The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate.
Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.
The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail.
The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail. Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff... more -
Mayor 'just curious' if Obama is antichrist
"FORT MILL, S.C. -- Fort Mill Mayor Danny Funderburk says he was “just curious” when he forwarded a chain e-mail suggesting Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama is the biblical antichrist. “I was just curious if there was any validity to it,” Funderburk said in a telephone interview. “I was trying to get documentation if there was any scripture to back it up.”
Funderburk apparently sent the e-mail from his business account at Gastonia Sheet Metal where he works as a business agent.
The e-mail, which has circulated in the last six months since Obama secured the Democratic nomination, claims the biblical book of Revelation says the antichrist will be in his 40s and of Muslim ancestry.
There is no such scripture. And Obama is not a Muslim. But that hasn’t stopped the e-mail." "FORT MILL, S.C. -- Fort Mill Mayor Danny Funderburk says he was “just curious” when he forwarded a chain e-mail suggesting Democ... more -
S.F. supe wants to toss Lasorda from parade
While I agree in spirit, this is a total waste of time. I would like Supervisor Alioto to send her next paycheck directly to me because I am demanding a refund on my taxes.
Supervisor Michela Alioto-Pier wants organizers of the San Francisco Italian American parade to boot Tommy Lasorda as grand marshal.
He's the former manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers, who've had "an intense rivalry" with our hometown Giants for years and "nobody embodies that more than Tommy Lasorda," states the resolution.
The Giants aren't doing so great, it continues, and "Dodger fans are boastful and smug." Furthermore, there are "many other distinguished local Italian American athletes" like Giants pitcher Barry Zito "or even Joe Montana" who could do the important job of waving from a convertible.
The parade is scheduled for Oct. 12, so Alioto-Pier is trying to get the legislation passed at the board's next meeting, Oct. 7.
But is this really how the supervisors should be spending their time?
"We can't have Tommy Lasorda come to San Francisco for the Italian American parade!" Alioto-Pier said. "He's like enemy No. 1 right now. If you don't think this is important, you should move to L.A." While I agree in spirit, this is a total waste of time. I would like Supervisor Alioto to send her next paycheck directly to me becaus... more -
Nice One Monte
Word of advice for all you NBA stars... read your contracts and don't get on the moped when it says not to in your contract. The Warriors should punish this kid to the point where he won't do it again. Word of advice for all you NBA stars... read your contracts and don't get on the moped when it says not to in your contract. The ... more
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Man tries to cut off own arm with a butter knife
According to Sgt. Brian Findlen, Michael Lasiter, 33, of Modesto had been injecting cocaine in a nearby motel when he thought he had injected air into his veins, which can lead to death.
Findlen said the man believed that if he cut off his arm, he could save himself from dying.
Lasiter entered the restaurant at 1525 McHenry Ave. about 10:15 p.m. and grabbed a butter knife off a customer's table and began stabbing himself in the right arm near the biceps. When that didn't work, he ran into the kitchen and got a butcher knife and started "digging the knife into his arm," Findlen said.
Police arrived almost immediately and isolated the man. A few minutes later, they used a taser to subdue him.
"He wouldn't obey a substantial number of commands and continued to stab himself," Findlen said. "There were some tense moments, but a lot of patrons didn't know what was going on."
Lasiter was arrested and taken to a Modesto hospital to treat severe cuts to his arm.
Findlen has been in law enforcement for 11 years, and said he had "never seen anything like that before."
He said the restaurant closed for the evening to clean up. According to Sgt. Brian Findlen, Michael Lasiter, 33, of Modesto had been injecting cocaine in a nearby motel when he thought he had i... more -
Jail for 'Goldilocks' burglar who decided a child's bed was 'j...
There was no porridge on the table and he didn't manage to break any chairs.
But otherwise, burglar Tommy Gill was a perfect Goldilocks.
After breaking into a house while the family were away, the 27-year-old raider was found slumbering in one of the children's beds surrounded by his hoard of stolen goods.
Yesterday, he was jailed for two years at Portsmouth Crown Court. There was no porridge on the table and he didn't manage to break any chairs. ... more -
Upside down burglar caught after trapping shoelace
An hapless burglar was left hanging upside down against a window after trapping a shoe lace during a break-in.
> Obviously no-one taught him to tie (or untie) his shoelaces! An hapless burglar was left hanging upside down against a window after trapping a shoe lace during a break-in. ... more -
World Craziest Stunt - Guy lays down in front of a train
Okay, I don't know if this is for real but if so it is the dumbest stunt I've ever witnessed.
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Burger King Employee Takes Bath In Sink
Some staff retraining in order?
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How Not To Do A Backflip
A step by step instructional video on how NOT to do a backflip.
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Edwards had an affair - so what?
So breaking news: John Edwards had an affair and also has a child out-of-wedlock ... So?
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sci fi channel cancels another one....
Flash Gordon is yet another show cencelled...
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now the largest drug bust in history..
its not pot! it is Ecstasy .. 15 million.... well just read it ;)
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Man Blows Up Apartment With Bug Spray
If kids starting axe fires in their bedrooms wasn’t enough, a Jersey man who was apparently trying to get rid of a a bug infestation set fire to 80% of his apartment when the flammable spray-can that he was using exploded.The fire caused thousands of dollars in damages, including smoke damage to neighboring buildings. The man, Isias Vidal Maceda, was not injured when the fired occurred. Feel free to comment. If kids starting axe fires in their bedrooms wasn’t enough, a Jersey man who was apparently trying to get rid of a a bug infestation s... more
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SHOCKING! Teen YouTube User Arrested for Launching Baby on Video!
Disgusting, repulsive, and shocking. In the video, a male teen jumps on an inflatable pillow and launches an actual baby across the room. It tosses in the air and cries upon landing.
They make a mockery out of this disturbing incident and laugh about it.
The video has since been removed from YouTube, but you can watch it at this news station website. Disgusting, repulsive, and shocking. In the video, a male teen jumps on an inflatable pillow and launches an actual baby across the ro... more -
17 teenage girls had a pact to get pregnant
Teenage pregnancies took a sudden upturn at Gloucester High School in Massachussets but no one expected to hear half of the 17 pregnant teenagers admitting to making a pact to get pregnant and raise their babies together.
Principal Joseph Sullivan said that wasn't the most shocking of facts about this strange case, "We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy," he told Time Magazine in an interview.
Officials at the school began to worry when there was a sudden rise in the number of girls asking for pregnancy tests with the girls being more upset to find out they weren't pregnant than if they were. Teenage pregnancies took a sudden upturn at Gloucester High School in Massachussets but no one expected to hear half of the 17 pregnan... more -
What the hell is wrong with people?
his family should win the 'dumbest and meanest people' award. In southern Italy, a family.....
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Life & Style Magazine, who buys this crap?
look at the latest cover of Life & Style Magazine.. I am serious, why did they write about...
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School teachers told a lie to student body
I think it is okay to scare the crap out of people..
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