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If the Shoe Were on the Other Foot
In the wake of charges that Sen. Barack Obama is a close associate of former Weather Underground leader William Ayres, unidentified sources are now charging McCain himself may have associated with known communists in the past. In the wake of charges that Sen. Barack Obama is a close associate of former Weather Underground leader William Ayres, unidentified so... more
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Russian Plans to Invade Alaskan Air Space Thwarted by Governor Palin
WASILLA, AK– A secret Russian military operation designed to fly President Putin through Alaskan airspace and return him safely to Moscow was thwarted by Governor Sarah Palin, when she went on a major American television network and revealed the plan. [more]
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--TheSkunk.org WASILLA, AK– A secret Russian military operation designed to fly President Putin through Alaskan airspace and return him safely to Mos... more -
Breaking News! Michael Palin to replace Sarah Palin on McCain Palin Ticket!
BREAKING NEWS!
Senator John McCain announced today that he was replacing Governor Sarah Palin (44) of Alaska with Michael Palin (65) of Monty Python fame. The campaign hopes that by switching out Sarah Palin with Michael Palin in a dress he might be able to fool enough people into voting for someone who had both traveled the world, and who had a less annoying accent.
The question on many people’s minds is would swapping out Governor Palin, a woman, with a known cross-dresser fool enough of the voters to keep the ticket afloat? Certainly, it is hoped, that the nomination of Sir Palin would mend the rift between the McCain campaign and the LGBTIQ community. However, this seems unlikely.
Many Conservative commentators rushed to defend McCain’s decision calling the choice to bring in such a renowned actor and world traveler. "He’ll unleash the World’s Funniest Joke on Russia and Al-Qaida!" announced one radio "comedian". The Liberal commentators could not be reached for comment as, apparently, they were all laughing too hard.
Governor Sarah Palin could not be reached for comment as her spokesperson informed reporters. Governor Palin was out hunting wabbits. When asked what a wabbit was, the spokeswoman described a small bunny like creature with antlers and a pair of enormous teeth.
The idea fell apart, finally, when a reporter finally asked Senator McCain how Sir Michael Palin could be the President when he was born in Britain. The campaign announced a few hours later that the entire thing was an elaborate joke on the media.
(Lesbiatopia is not responsible for the content of this article. Or the fact that it is entirely made up.) BREAKING NEWS! ... more -
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New McCain Strategy: I’m Blacker than Obama
PHILADELPHIA — In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans, telling them that Obama is not half the black man he is. [more]
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--TheSkunk.org PHILADELPHIA — In a recent television ad, Senator McCain is shown addressing a group of African Americans, telling them that Obama is ... more -
Tennessee Man Receives Government Bailout
WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale, a blue collar textile worker from Knoxville. Mr. Shale had fallen into tremendous, unmanageable debt over the last three years and was on the brink of financial ruin. [more]
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--TheSkunk.org WASHINGTON — The Federal Reserve today announced it will be giving 14 billion dollars to Thomas Shale, a blue collar textile worker fr... more -
President Palin and the 3 AM Phone Call
Who will Answer President Palin's Phone at 3 AM?
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--TheSkunk.org Who will Answer President Palin's Phone at 3 AM? http://theskunk.org/2008/09/who-will-answer-president-palins-phone-at-3-am/ ... more -
Pelosi on Palin: Way too Young
WASHINGTON -- Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second in line for the presidency, expressed her disappointment in the selection of Sarah Palin as the Republican VP candidate, saying that John McCain, 72, should have selected a running mate who is "even older than he is." [more]
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--TheSkunk.org WASHINGTON -- Representative Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House of Representatives and second in line for the presidency, expressed he... more -
Disorganized Community Seeks Return of Obama
POETS BEND, IL -- "Bring back Barack!" came the cries from this small town on the southside of Chicago, where, as a young man, Barack Obama once served as a community organizer. [more]
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--TheSkunk.org POETS BEND, IL -- "Bring back Barack!" came the cries from this small town on the southside of Chicago, where, as a young ma... more -
McCain Rejects Endorsement from Talking Jesus Head
CLEVELAND, OH - Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking Jesus head. [more]
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--TheSkunk.org CLEVELAND, OH - Senator McCain rejected yet another religious endorsement, today, this time from a battery-operated, talking Jesus hea... more -
McCain to Balance Budget with Nigerian Advance-Fee Plan
WASHINGTON, DC — Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he will use it to pay off the national debt. [more]
--TheSkunk.org WASHINGTON, DC — Senator John McCain announced an unexpected windfall profit is headed our way and he will use it to pay off the natio... more -
McCain's Wife to Buy Votes, Spur Economy
John McCain announced a new economic plan, where citizens would be paid one-thousand dollars each to cast their vote for the senator. [more]
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--TheSkunk.org John McCain announced a new economic plan, where citizens would be paid one-thousand dollars each to cast their vote for the senator. ... more -
Lorne Michaels Wants Tina Fey As SNL's Sarah Palin
Saturday Night Live creator and executive producer Lorne Michaels said the show is talking with Tina Fey about playing Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin at some point this season, possibly as soon as this Saturday's season premiere.
Tina Fey
"There are discussions [with Tina]," Michaels said during a conference call with reporters. "They are ongoing."
Rumors have been swirling that Fey will portray Palin, at least for the season premiere... Saturday Night Live creator and executive producer Lorne Michaels said the show is talking with Tina Fey about playing Republican vice... more -
Lipstick-Wearing Pig Offended by McCain Comments
..and finally, we get to hear from the pig!
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--TheSkunk.org ..and finally, we get to hear from the pig! http://theskunk.org/2008/09/lipstick-wearing-pig-offended-by-mccain-comments ... more -
McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe
MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. John McCain’s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one category, The Lunatic Fringe, where he is steadily gaining ground. [more]
--TheSkunk.org MINNEAPOLIS — Sen. John McCain’s polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one categor... more -
Sarah Palin to Celebrate Election Victory by Getting Pregnant
LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and when she does, her fist order of business is to get herself “in a family way” — again. [more]
--TheSkunk.org LEBANON, Ohio — Gov. Sarah Palin expects to win the vice presidency of the United States, and when she does, her fist order of busines... more -
Hillary voters change minds about important issues to vote for Palin
PHILADELPHIA, PA (satire) -- A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillary Clinton in the primaries have dramatically changed their opinions on major liberal issues, just so they can vote for Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin in November.
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-- www.TheSkunk.org PHILADELPHIA, PA (satire) -- A surprising BSN poll conducted this morning indicated that almost half of the women who supported Hillar... more -
Fox News Rolls Up an Obama Fatty
Just one of the stories in this media week in review. Also: the Harry Potter film postponed, ‘The Hills’ returns, ‘Gossip Girl’ DVD, Russia’s YouTube, a weather tool, and Olympics coverage gold.
infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at current.com/infomania. Just one of the stories in this media week in review. Also: the Harry Potter film postponed, ‘The Hills’ returns, ‘Gossip Girl’ DVD, R... more
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