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Loreal "Can I help you?"- VCAM - For mans ad
This is an ad I made for the "Can I help you?" VCAM. I hope it's clear that the character is checking out the website and talking to someone on the website. This is an ad I made for the "Can I help you?" VCAM. I hope it's clear that the character is checking out the website ... more
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New Baby Shampoo to Toughen Up Newborns
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.
A radical departure for the health goods manufacturer, the new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula, has never once been approved by leading dermatologists, and is as gentle on a baby's skin as "having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self."
"We at Johnson & Johnson have been making bath time a safe and soothing experience for far too long," company CEO William C. Weldon said. "Years of pampering have left our newborns helpless, feeble, and ill-equipped for the arduous road ahead."
"It's time our children got the wake-up call that's been coming to them," Weldon continued. "It's time they cried their precious little eyes out."
Thats what I am saying.. Let those damn babies suffer just a little. No more calming, soothing lavender scented shampoo! NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shamp... more -
Campaign Update 05/20/08
Primaries, an odd endorsement, and a foreign policy tussle.
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Did you know this about your ________ ?
Guide to LessToxic Products.
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