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Rudolf Busted In Cocaine Scandal
On one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to stay. He called for Rudolf, with his nose so bright so he could guide the sleigh tonight. Sadly, Rudolf was nowhere to be found. He was locked in the grotto's toilet, sniffing cocaine off of the toilet seat. On one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to stay. He called for Rudolf, with his nose so bright so he could guide the sleigh tonight. Sa... more
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Ashton's Christmas Card
The elves have gone on strike! Starring Ashton Kutcher as Santa and Demi Moore as Rudolph.
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Christmas Dinner 2007: Home Baked..er... Reindeer?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever caught him
You could eat him with jam on toast.
I apologise for that but it kinda prefaces what Im about to say or write as it would be.
Reindeer pate has inexplicably become the choice of low-fat treats for some dieters this Christmas. Tins of the Santas favourite pet are being sold at rates of 1,000 per week since early November.
Richard Mitchell from East Sussex told Metro newspaper: Reindeer pate is delicious, a real treat, Ive bought ten tins for Christmas because my whole family loves it on toast. We cant get enough of it.
Theres one house Santas skipping this year. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Had a very shiny nose And if you ever caught him You could eat him with jam on toast. ... more
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