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It's dangerous to be on the Internet on April Fool's Day
This year I pulled my own prank, setting up a website for my new start-up, iGoogle For You.
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Obama Admits To Affair With Female Friend
I can't believe it. I don't know why Obama would let this come out now.
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Virgin and Google to colonize mars!
Click on the link above to visit the Virgle homepage.
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YouTube RickRolls Users
A tip o' the cap to YouTube for having the guts to do this.
http://au.youtube.com/user/YTRickRollsYou
"If you aren’t familiar with RickRolling - it’s when someone puts a link on website to something, but it actually takes you to a music video of Rick Astley’s “hit” song Never Gonna Give You Up.
YouTube is RickRolling its own users on April 1. All of the featured videos for YouTube UK and YouTube Australia actually link to the Rick Astley video. We’ll see if YouTube.com does the same at midnight EST tonight, too.
This is ok, but not nearly as funny as it would be if the YouTube team broke into the Google search servers and simply redirected Google.com to the video. Now that would be funny." A tip o' the cap to YouTube for having the guts to do this. http://au.youtube.com/user/YTRickRollsYou ... more -
Gizmodo has jokes too
Can you figure out? Who else is in on the April Fools day jokes?
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Move over Rockband/GH......It's time for Super Pii Pii Brothers!
First the japanese gave us the Walkman, electronic pets and badly dyed and orange hair on asians... You would think that they could not top these exports but lo and behold....Super Pii Pii Brothers!
Women can now experience what its like to be a man and why men seem to always drip on toilet seats. I forsee greater understanding from the fairer sex coming from this game...thank you Japan.
For a more accurate representation, women should play on a full bladder.
"The play mechanics are simple. Prepare yourself by strapping on the included belt harness and jacking in your Wiimote. A series of toilets are presented on screen and the challenge is to tilt your body to control a never-ending stream of pee. Get as much pee in the toilets as you can while spilling as little on the floor as possible. Sounds easy eh? Well the toilets open and close whack-a-mole style and occasionally the stray cat or other cute critter pops up. Spray a cat for extra points. Get too much pee on the ground and your game is over. With realistic fluid dynamics for the pee and over 100 different bathrooms from bars and palaces to automatic Japanese style toilets you'll be entertained for hours. And wait until your friends see the multi-player mode with dueling pee streams..." First the japanese gave us the Walkman, electronic pets and badly dyed and orange hair on asians... You would think that they could n... more -
Everyone's got jokes today
even collegehumor.com! Go to the site, see for yourself.
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Super Pii Pii Brothers
Finally Women can get a feel for how hard it is to get it all in the toilet some times.
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T'is The Season For Penguins To Fly
Enjoy this seasonal mocumentary on the migration habits of tropical sun-loving penguins from the jokers over at the BBC.
http://www.dailymantra.com Enjoy this seasonal mocumentary on the migration habits of tropical sun-loving penguins from the jokers over at the BBC. ... more -
Media prove April Fool's jokes are a laughing matter
Media around the world regaled their audiences with stories of stretched French presidents and bisexual James Bonds on Tuesday, proving the tradition of April Fool's jokes was alive and kicking. Media around the world regaled their audiences with stories of stretched French presidents and bisexual James Bonds on Tuesday, provin... more
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Obama drops out of presidential race
In a stunning move, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., has announced he is withdrawing from the 2008 presidential race to take over as the head coach of Princeton University's men's basketball team. In a hastily arranged press conference, Obama cited the opportunity to compete against his brother-in-law, Brown Head Coach Craig Robinson, in the Ivy League.
"It has always been a dream of mine to be elected to the presidency, but my secret first love has always been basketball," Obama said. "When I first began dating his sister Michelle, Craig challenged me to a game of one-on-one. Even though he was this big star at Princeton back in the day, I was beating him 10-9. But he banked in a two-pointer and then, even though we had explicitly agreed to the 'win by two' rule, Craig took his ball and went home. Let's just say, I have never forgotten about that game."
While he drops out of the election today, college basketball fans should feel comforted that he'll still be around. In a stunning move, Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., has announced he is withdrawing from the 2008 presidential race to take over as the hea... more -
Space Station Robot Asks to be Called Dextre the Magnificent
"In a surprising and potentially troubling request, the new space station robot known as Dextre demanded that astronauts refer to it in the future at 'Dextre the Magnificent.' Brandishing power tools that would make any handyperson blush, the mobile servicing system thanked humans for creating it and promised a glorious future where humans would retain an important role in the new robot order." "In a surprising and potentially troubling request, the new space station robot known as Dextre demanded that astronauts refer to... more
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McCain to campaign at Burning Man!
Phoenix, AZ -- Senator and presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain has rocked the political world by announcing his intention to bring his campaign to Nevada's Black Rock Desert this summer, during the counter-cultural art event known as Burning Man.
"While our opponents would callously ignore them, this proud American believes that even temporary cities deserve the attention of the President of the United States," said McCain senior staffer Mark Dosenberner. "We are proud that Black Rock City will be a stop on the 'Straight Talk Express' tour this summer." Phoenix, AZ -- Senator and presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain has rocked the political world by announcing his in... more -
Gore to run for president as independent
run for president
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ThinkGeek does not fail to deliver April Fools Day fun.
The Personal Soundtrack T-shirt
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/personalsoundtrack.ht...
Spazztroids - Caffeinated Cereal
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/spazztroids.html
Betamax to HD-DVD Converter
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/betamaxhd.html
Defensius - Labyrinth Lock
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/titaniumlabyrinth.htm...
Super Pii Pii Bros
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/superpiipii.html
p-Teq - USB Pregnancy Test Kit
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/pteq.html
ZapCam - YouTube Tazer
http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/zapcam.shtml The Personal Soundtrack T-shirt http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/personalsoundtrack.html Spazztroids - Caffeinated Cereal ... more -
George W. Bush Announces Amnesty for Pot Crimes
"In a surprise move today while visiting Kiev, Ukraine, in advance of NATO meetings, US President George Bush made a dramatic announcement that in one giant sweeping act of Executive Clemency he was freeing all 70,000 of America’s marijuana-only prisoners.
The President was quoted as saying, "half of all adult Americans have smoked a doobie sometime in their life. Shoot, if the cops ever caught everybody who was breaking marijuana laws in America at the same time, you’d have to fence off a couple of states to make us a jail big enough to hold ‘em all. And you know, letting all those marijuana prisoners go, I’ll also be freeing up 70,000 prison cells for real criminals…or we could use some of the freed-up billions of dollars we were spending to lock those people up and spend the money for college scholarships…or fixing roads."
"The veteran Washington press corps was momentarily stunned by Bush’s dramatic pronouncement. And before they could ask a single question, President Bush waved his hand in the air and said, 'That will be it for today. Thank you all for coming, but I’ve got to leave. I’ve got a very important meeting at 4:20 this afternoon with other heads of state.'" "In a surprise move today while visiting Kiev, Ukraine, in advance of NATO meetings, US President George Bush made a dramatic ann... more -
"Live, from New York, it's...Mark Zuckerberg?"
"In a surprise move that has shocked Silicon Valley, young Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg will guest host an upcoming episode of Saturday Night Live, according to multiple sources.
"The mild-mannered Zuckerberg, best-known for vanilla-flavored speeches filled with talking points about 'the social graph' and 'making communication more efficient,' will provide the opening monologue as well as appear in a number of sketches on the NBC show's April 5 episode.
"Appearing on the sketch comedy show is something Zuckerberg has wanted to do for a long time, a close friend confided to CNET News.com. 'Mark actually has really good comic timing,' the friend said on condition of anonymity, out of the fear that Zuckerberg might 'de-friend' him on Facebook if his identity were revealed. 'He's got this totally hilarious side that nobody ever gets to see, except his stuffed animals and sometimes his investors. Ever since Justin Timberlake did that sweet music video on the show, he's been aching to go on SNL. He had his assistant call up NBC but they were all like, 'Mark who?'" "In a surprise move that has shocked Silicon Valley, young Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg will guest host an upcoming episode o... more -
Google's e-Flux capacitor to resolve issues of causality
In a startling new investment in time futures, it seems as though Google can now backdate emails so that you never have to fret about an unsent email. You get ten uses. Any more than that "would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless." In a startling new investment in time futures, it seems as though Google can now backdate emails so that you never have to fret about ... more
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