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US election: campaign ads for children
Dinosaurs, puberty, Daughter McCain's boobs: all put to good use for Cracked's re-imagining of election adverts in a (slightly) more infantile presidential contest. Dinosaurs, puberty, Daughter McCain's boobs: all put to good use for Cracked's re-imagining of election adverts in a (sligh... more
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5 cheap tricks TV shows use to keep you watching
TV editors are ruthless in their campaign to keep you glued to Six Feet Sopranos and the City. Here's how they do it ...
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Ideas to make the Olympics kick way more ass
What would make you watch?
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The 5 most underrated Simpsons characters
In homage to Yankee Pot Roast's new 'Book of Awesome Underappreciated Stuff', Cracked.com presents the most overlooked supporting characters on the Simpsons: Gil Gunderson, Arnie Pye, Lou the Policeman, Lisa Simpson, and the chef who makes me wonder 'can I name my kid that?', Luigi Risotto. In homage to Yankee Pot Roast's new 'Book of Awesome Underappreciated Stuff', Cracked.com presents the most overlooked ... more
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The drunk idiot's guide to Twitter
What is Twitter? I sure as hell don't really know. Do I want to know? No, but I like Cracked writers, so I will now find out.
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If websites came with warning labels
Who hasn't been horribly scarred by at least one thing they've seen on the web? Pretty much all of us have come across a site that's made us wish someone had just warned us about it before it had a chance to destroy part of our soul. Who hasn't been horribly scarred by at least one thing they've seen on the web? Pretty much all of us have come across a sit... more
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If video game power-ups existed in everyday life ...
Photoshop contest! Invincibility ... yeeeahhh!
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5 psychological experiments that prove humanity is doomed
"Psychologists know you have to be careful when you go poking around the human mind because you're never sure what you'll find there. A number of psychological experiments over the years have yielded terrifying conclusions about the subjects." "Psychologists know you have to be careful when you go poking around the human mind because you're never sure what you'... more
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7 common foods that can actually get you high
Wow, I sure got an education from this Cracked article. Who knew that too much nutmeg would send you to Tripping Hell. The best part of the story is the Photoshop work -- Hillary's eyes and the clown-face baby both scared the heck out of me! Wow, I sure got an education from this Cracked article. Who knew that too much nutmeg would send you to Tripping Hell. The best part... more
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Formerly kickass creatures ruined by evolution
Here are six kickass creatures that evolution apparently decided were just too awesome to exist and then, to add insult to injury, evolved them into the crappiest replacements possible.
The video above is of a descendant of the Hyaenodon gigas, which was the size of a horse, with jaws as long as an alligator's, specially designed to tear away flesh. They had an acute sense of smell unmatched in the prehistoric world and weighed upwards of a quarter of a ton.
They were swift, effective killing machines which roamed in packs and could, as a group, take down anything. Its descendant is the raccoon, pictured here stealing a doormat. Here are six kickass creatures that evolution apparently decided were just too awesome to exist and then, to add insult to injury, evo... more -
Public Service Announcements are scary
Cracked presents the ten most batsh*t insane PSAs from around the world...
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30 error messages you never want to see
Nothing announces the arrival of a horrible day like a nice, sternly-worded error message on your PC. Some, as everyone reading this knows, are much, much worse than others. Cracked asked readers to Photoshop some error messages that nobody wants to see, ever. Nothing announces the arrival of a horrible day like a nice, sternly-worded error message on your PC. Some, as everyone reading this ... more
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Hollywood's best-loved offensive stereotypes
Including! The Magic Negro, The Gay/Effeminate Psychopath, The Latina Maid, The Mighty Non-Whitey, The Wise Old Asian Asshole, and of course, The Cowardly/Incompetent Black Sidekick. Hit the link for Cracked's always life-affirming commentary. Including! The Magic Negro, The Gay/Effeminate Psychopath, The Latina Maid, The Mighty Non-Whitey, The Wise Old Asian Asshole, and of... more
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20 tacky religious products guaranteed to anger God
All hail Testamints. Salvation for your mouth.
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5 ways Hollywood tricks you into seeing terrible movies
Movie studios rarely worry whether the film they're producing is "good" or "bad" or "technically pornography". There's only one driving motivation: box office. So what do you do when you've made a movie nobody will pay to see? Lie.
Hit pic for full article Movie studios rarely worry whether the film they're producing is "good" or "bad" or "technically pornogr... more -
Viral videos that were staged (and how they did It)
The last few years have seen the rise of the staged viral video, people faking some spontaneous bit of hilarity to make sure grandmas everywhere will be emailing the link for years. Today, we say Screw you, Grandma. That stuff was staged!
Hit jump for whole story The last few years have seen the rise of the staged viral video, people faking some spontaneous bit of hilarity to make sure grandmas ... more -
The eight awesomest/stupidest Lego creations ever
The "Han Solo in carbonite" recreation is impressive. I can hear Lucas's attorneys shuffling as I type though...
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5 Most Ill-Conceived Action Figures
Check out the open air 1-seater Rambo jet with real-life wind-burn action! Yeah!
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