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    • Jay Leno's last day announced

      NBC has finally announced when Jay Leno will leave "The Tonight Show” and Conan O’Brien will take over. Leno's final tonight show will be May 29, 2009. NBC has finally announced when Jay Leno will leave "The Tonight Show” and Conan O’Brien will take over. Leno's final tonight show will... more

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    • The crankiest Fox blonde of all

      Talk radio superstar Laura Ingraham (the top-rated lady host on the airwaves!) finally got her own television show on Fox News after acting as Bill O'Reilly's official guest-host for 100 years. It lasted for three weeks! In part because she's strenuously unpleasant, as these ten minutes of her preparing for air demonstrate.

      Once again, Harry Shearer's magical satellite dish captures off-air television gold. Watch as Laura requests that you don't come in her ear and complains of a strange Hispanic gentlemen showing up in her prompter. (Fun fact: she used to date Keith Olbermann like ten years ago!)
      Talk radio superstar Laura Ingraham (the top-rated lady host on the airwaves!) finally got her own television show on Fox News after a... more

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    • Teens trying out soft drugs isn’t so bad for them - or for us

      "Smoking the odd (nonskunk) joint isn’t automatically going to turn a teenager into a raving, scabby crackhead. Frankly, it’s more likely to turn him into a newspaper columnist." "Smoking the odd (nonskunk) joint isn’t automatically going to turn a teenager into a raving, scabby crackhead. Frankly, it’s more lik... more

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    • Hamilton in charge of title race after German F1 win

      Brit F1 driver Lewis Hamilton won the German Grand Prix in thrilling style.

      The 23-year-old dominated the early stages in his McLaren Mercedes-Benz, and then, after being upset by two Safety Car interventions and some cautious team strategy, showed off an incredible array of passing moves in the final laps.

      Many have said that Hamilton could be responsible for breathing new life and youthful energy into the sport.
      Brit F1 driver Lewis Hamilton won the German Grand Prix in thrilling style. ... more

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    • Britney Doesn't Care About Her Kids

      Britney Spears give sole custody to Kevin Federline. For now.
      Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reportedly reached a settlement in their acrimonious 1½-year-long court battle over custody of their two sons.

      Federline has sole custody of Preston, 2, and Jayden, 1. And Spears keeps her current status of two visits and one overnight per week.

      That's it? Hmm. Doesn't sound like much for Britney to celebrate.


      "The case has been settled," Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, told E! "The court still has to approve it."

      Both parties are due in court today.

      The legal battle began in 2007 with 50-50 custody.

      But after Spears had her series of public meltdowns and was hospitalized twice for mental health problems, she lost custody and even visitation rights, which were only recently and gradually reinstated to what they are now.

      Many Britney watchers credit the appearance of her father, Jamie Spears, in her life in February (he has legal control of her affairs) for her abrupt turnaround. It remains to be seen if she can stay on the current spotless path that her dad has put her on if he's not around.

      Britney will surely try to gain more custody of her kids.
      Britney Spears give sole custody to Kevin Federline. For now. ... more

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    • The New Yorker Obama cover: OMFG, WTF?

      Anybody got any opinion on this new New Yorker cover?

      Here's another link to Huffington Post.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/13/yikes-controve...
      Anybody got any opinion on this new New Yorker cover? Here's another link to Huffington Post. ... more

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    • It's free Slurpee day!!

      Get your free Slurpee today (7/11/08) in honor of 7-eleven day. Who knows what 7-eleven day is? Who cares! It's Free Slurpee Day!!! Get your free Slurpee today (7/11/08) in honor of 7-eleven day. Who knows what 7-eleven day is? Who cares! It's Free Slurpee Day!!... more

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    • It's just skin people

      Coffee with a smile, Seattle baristas go bare as they dare to sling some joe to the masses. This is no small feat by the way, Seattle isn't exactly the warmest place on the planet. Coffee with a smile, Seattle baristas go bare as they dare to sling some joe to the masses. This is no small feat by the way, Seattle ... more

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    • Obama says he will end Iraq War: Slams media for exaggeration

      Senator Barack Obama held his ground, and said "For me to say that I'm going to refine my policies I don't think in any way is inconsistent with prior statements and doesn't change my strategic view that this war has to end and that I'm going to end it as president,"

      He criticized the media for blowing his comments out of proportion. Obama stated"I was a little puzzled by the frenzy that I set off with what I thought was a pretty innocuous statement,.

      He finalized his commitment to ending the Iraq war by saying "I am absolutely committed to ending the war. I will call my joint chiefs of staff in and give them a new assignment and that is to end the war."

      Source: MSNBC, Reuters
      Senator Barack Obama held his ground, and said "For me to say that I'm going to refine my policies I don't think in any way is inconsi... more

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      9 hours ago
    • Fox News lies again!

      Its a shame that millions tune in daily to this crap.

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    • Women 'can't have casual sex like men': Daily Mail joins the women-bashing

      Lock up your daughters, sisters, mums and mates! Casual sex can finally be revealed in all it's destructive glory by (wait for it...) The Daily Mail. Women, be warned.

      Last week a report was unveiled that claimed women 'feel bad' after casual sex and are emotionally damaged by one-night stands, so they'd damn well better stop doing it. http://www.metro.co.uk/metrosexual/article.html?in_arti...

      And now the Daily Mail has wheeled out some poor damaged girls to share their sob stories, and ram that moral lesson a little further down our throats. That's right people: the DM has Proved The Scientists Right.

      One of the Mail's doe-eyed victims of the sexual revolution was apparently left feeling "worthless" and "emotionally destroyed" after a one-night stand, but it's ok, cos she understands now that men and women are *just different* and she's taken a vow of celibacy as a result.

      And - how convenient! - the researcher cites basic, evolutionary biology as the reason that women just can't handle a one-nighter.

      The DM can confirm that - lucky old things! - men are no more than their basic biological impulse to get down and dirty with anything that moves in order to spread their seed while women are better suited to... Well, staying at home, taking care of the kids, enjoying the odd monogamous shag when him indoors fancies meting it out, and seeming more attractive to said promiscuous male as a result.

      Now, I *know* the Daily Mail's advice is in my best interests, but I just can't get my head around the idea (perhaps I need to think about it over the ironing) that because I'm a woman I'll naturally respond like the 'majority' of women to a one night stand (and 58% isn't much of a majority). Perhaps it's buried in my subconscious and I'm just too irrational to recognise it but, unless I'm confusing myself, I don't recall having responded to many experiences like *every other woman* in the world, just as I can't quite remember having responded to any given scenario like every other brunette, or every other bisexual woman, or every other deaf person.

      The Mail's totally unbiased reporting tips the balance in this argument though - not only will putting it about with a number of 'Mr Wrongs' make you feel like crap, but it'll decrease your chances of ever meeting 'Mr Right' too! It's clearly not worth the risk. Thank you Daily Mail, for showing me the error of my ways.

      Now where's that chastity belt... Oh yes. It's in the BIN. Along with any copies of the Daily Mail ever to have existed.
      Lock up your daughters, sisters, mums and mates! Casual sex can finally be revealed in all it's destructive glory by (wait for it...) ... more

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    • God needs me to have a jet - glory be!

      Minister Kenneth Copeland got his followers to pony up for a $20 million dollar jet that he PROMISED to use for the "Lords work" only - just before flying oversees to play golf. Maybe God got him a good tee time?

      I'm not sure what's worse here, the man that would scam these people using a vulnerable guise or the full on idiots just stupid enough to cough up there hard earn cash to buy this clown a private jet. OR - the deity that would allow this to happen in his own name. when this plane smashes into the side of a mountain and everyone but Copeland walks off without a scratch I'll become a believer.
      Minister Kenneth Copeland got his followers to pony up for a $20 million dollar jet that he PROMISED to use for the "Lords work" only ... more

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    • Fox News airs altered photos of NY Times reporters?

      On the July 2 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends, co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade labeled New York Times reporter Jacques Steinberg and editor Steven Reddicliffe "attack dogs," claiming that Steinberg's June 28 article on the "ominous trend" in Fox News' ratings was a "hit piece." During the segment, however, Fox News featured photos of Steinberg and Reddicliffe that appeared to have been digitally altered -- the journalists' teeth had been yellowed, their facial features exaggerated, and portions of Reddicliffe's hair moved further back on his head. Fox News gave no indication that the photos had been altered.

      After putting up the photos of Steinberg and Reddicliffe, Fox & Friends also featured a photograph of Steinberg's face superimposed over that of a poodle, while Reddicliffe's face was superimposed over that of the man holding the poodle's leash.
      On the July 2 edition of Fox News' Fox & Friends, co-hosts Steve Doocy and Brian Kilmeade labeled New York Times reporter Jacques ... more

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    • The best sex life in my dreams

      Interesting read about women experiencing the best sex life of their life

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    • Students get higher marks for writing 'F*ck off' on exams

      Write ‘f*ck off’ on a GCSE paper and you’ll get 7.5%. Add an exclamation mark and it’ll go up to 11%.

      One pupil who wrote 'f*ck off' was given marks for accurate spelling and conveying a meaning successfully.

      His paper was marked by Peter Buckroyd, a chief examiner who has instructed fellow examiners to mark in the same way. He told trainee examiners recently to adhere strictly to the mark scheme, to the extent that pupils who wrote only expletives on their papers should be awarded points.

      Hey, if you know how to spell 'f*ck off' and use it correctly in a sentence, you might as well use it to your advantage, right?
      Write ‘f*ck off’ on a GCSE paper and you’ll get 7.5%. Add an exclamation mark and it’ll go up to 11%. ... more

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      3 days ago
    • Sex Every Day? How Men And Women Differ On The Idea

      If you had a pact with your spouse to have sex every 24 hours for a year. What would you want?

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    • Winner for best keyborard solo in the world is.......

      Very Funny Video with a Powerful Ending

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    • John Kerry slams John McCain

      John Kerry slams John McCain on his lack of knowledge and understanding of the Iraq War which was suppose to be his greatest strength.

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      6 days ago
    • Poll shows Obama with 15-point lead over McCain

      Barack finally has his bounce. For weeks many political experts and pollsters have been wondering why the race between Democrat Barack Obama and Republican John McCain had stayed so tight, even after the Illinois senator wrested the nomination from Hillary Clinton. With numbers consistently showing rock-bottom approval ratings for President Bush and a large majority of Americans unhappy with the country's direction, the opposing-party candidate should, in the normal course, have attracted more disaffected voters. Now it looks as if Obama is doing just that. A new NEWSWEEK Poll shows that he has a substantial double-digit lead, 51 percent to 36 percent, over McCain among registered voters nationwide.

      In the previous NEWSWEEK Poll, completed in late May when Clinton was still fighting him hard for the Democratic nomination, Obama managed no better than a 46 percent tie with McCain. But as pollster Larry Hugick points out, that may have had a lot to do with all the mutual mudslinging going on between the two Democrats. By contrast, in recent weeks Clinton has not only endorsed Obama but has made plans to campaign with him. "They were in a pitched battle, and that's going to impact things. Now that we've gotten away from that period, this is the kind of bounce they've been talking about," said Hugick.

      The latest numbers on voter dissatisfaction suggest that Obama may enjoy more than one bounce. The new poll finds that only 14 percent of Americans say they are satisfied with the direction of the country. That matches the previous low point on this measure recorded in June 1992, when a brief recession contributed to Bill Clinton's victory over Bush's father, incumbent George H.W. Bush. Overall, voters see Obama as the preferred agent of "change" by a margin of 51 percent to 27 percent. Younger voters, in particular, are more likely to see Obama that way: those 18 to 39 favor the Illinois senator by 66 percent to 27 percent. The two candidates are statistically tied among older voters.

      Obama's current lead also reflects the large party-identification advantage the Democrats now enjoy—55 percent of all voters call themselves Democrats or say they lean toward the party while just 36 percent call themselves Republicans or lean that way. Even as McCain seeks to gain voters by distancing himself from the unpopular Bush and emphasizing his maverick image, he is suffering from the GOP's poor reputation among many voters. Still, history provides hope for the GOP. Hugick points out that in May 1988 when the primaries ended, Democrat Michael Dukakis enjoyed a 54 percent to 38 percent lead over George H.W. Bush. But Bush wound up winning handily. "Those results should give people pause," Hugick says, saying that a substantial number of voters, about 5 percent, have also moved into the undecided column. A significant improvement in the economy, or continued advances in Iraq—an issue McCain has identified with strongly as the senator who championed the "surge" first—could alter the Republican's fortunes.

      For now, however, Obama is running much stronger at this point in the race than his two most recent Democratic predecessors, Sen. John Kerry and Vice President Al Gore, who both failed in their bids to win the White House. In a July 2004 NEWSWEEK Poll, Kerry led Bush by only 6 points (51 percent to 45 percent). In June 2000, Gore was in a dead heat with Bush (45 percent to 45 percent)—which is essentially where he ended up when that razor-thin election was finally decided.

      Most other national polls have shown Obama with a 4 to 5 point lead over McCain so far. Random statistical error can explain some of the difference in poll results. The NEWSWEEK survey of 1,010 adults nationwide on June 18 and 19, 2008, has a margin of error of 4 points. But the latest evidence of his gaining ground goes well beyond that margin.
      Barack finally has his bounce. For weeks many political experts and pollsters have been wondering why the race between Democrat Barack... more

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    • Has this guy been up all night doing white lines or what ? Is this our president ...

      You judge for youself. Irregardless the obvious facts, this is our president. How in the hell did he snick into the White House, or is this why they call it the White House ? You judge for youself. Irregardless the obvious facts, this is our president. How in the hell did he snick into the White House, or ... more

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