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    • 3 Alarming Facts About John McCain's Record Every Woman Should Know

      3 Alarming Facts About John McCain's Record Every Woman Should Know

      Three Facts About John McCain's Extreme Position on Choice: John McCain is running on the Republican platform, which would... more
      julesrs007

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      3 months ago
    • Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison

      Warren Jeffs Finds Republicanism in Prison

      Disgraced cult leader and delusional kiddie-pimp, Warren Jeffs, currently serving 10 years to life at Utah State Prison, has... more
      TheSkunk

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      3 months ago
    • John McCain's Complete Acceptance Speech Predicted by Psychic

      John McCain's Complete Acceptance Speech Predicted by Psychic

      ST. PAUL, MN / SPECIAL TO THE SKUNK --The head psychic on staff at TheSkunk.org has peered into the mind of John McCain to obtain... more
      TheSkunk

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      3 months ago
    • Palin’s Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant

      Palin’s Three-Year-Old Daughter Pregnant

      ST. PAUL — Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has announced today that her three-year-old daughter, Sniglet,... more
      TheSkunk

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      3 months ago
    • McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe

      McCain Gaining Ground with Lunatic Fringe

      Sen. John McCain's polling numbers have remained consistent over the last four months, with the exception of one category,... more
      TheSkunk

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      3 months ago
    • McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

      McCain Taps Beauty Queen to Rally Horny Vote

      With the announcement of Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska — a runner-up in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant — as his choice... more
      TheSkunk

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      3 months ago
    • Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

      Rush Limbaugh to Receive Oral-Anal Transplant

      WASHINGTON, DC - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has undergone the world’s first successful oral-anal transplant.... more
      TheSkunk

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      3 months ago
    • McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List

      McCain Discloses "No Expertise" List

      SEDONA, AZ - Following his admission that he is no expert on the economy, presumptive Republican presidential nominee Sen. John... more
      TheSkunk

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      3 months ago