Congress

"I love it when congressmen with socialized health care warn the rest of us of the evils of socialized health care." —John Fugelsang

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“If Gitmo detainees were transferred to the United States, they’d be in the most secure federal institutions ... on the planet.” —Adam Serwer

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“(The sequester will hurt) the kids who can’t get into Head Start, and the people whose food stamps are going to get cut, and a lot of people who don’t get covered quite as extensively as people who get delayed [...]

"The halibut joke was very funny, but what he should have said is, 'CNN, way before dinner was served, had reported the halibut had already been caught.'" —Elayne Boosler on Conan O'Brien at the Correspondents' Association Dinner

Current TV’s John Fugelsang and Republican strategist Boris Epshteyn join “Say Anything!” host Joy Behar to review President Obama’s comedy routine at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner.

"We now live in a hyperpartisan, hyperpolitical world where the unifying factor in the Republican Party is a hatred of President Obama." —David Sirota

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"I’m convinced that if we do not repeal this authorization to use force that I voted against in 2001, we’re going to see this state of perpetual war forever." —Rep. Barbara Lee, D-Calif., referring to the Authorization for Use of [...]