damnneargenius

damnneargenius

My real name is Allen. Grew up in Texas, but I've lived in Los Angeles since graduating college (~10 years). If you're really curious, befriend me at www.damnneargeni.us, subscribe to my blog at www.thewyzardproject.blogspot.com, or tune in Saturday afternoons at 1 on KCTY.org.

 
LEVELS
ACHIEVEMENTS
ACTIVITY

picked for tv (22)

producer (0)

contributor (20)

commentator (132)


videos // damnneargenius


    activity // damnneargenius

    • What your tattoo locations say about you
      Tattoos are reverse time machines: with time travel you can send a warning back to your younger self, with tattoos you send a mistake forward to your older self.  more

      Ha. So true. It's like "Hey...nice tramp stamp...non tramp?" Yeah, like whatever. lol  more
      71 other responses to this
    • Teen with 47 IQ gets 100 years in sex case
      Texas - A teenager who has profound mental disabilities was sentenced to 100 years in prison after pleading guilty to charges in a sex abuse case involving his 6-year-old neighbor. Aaron Hart,...  more

      If I ran the world, I would just breed people with I.Q.'s under 100 out of existence to start. Say whatever you like, but God would that raise the bar on the...  more
      155 other responses to this
    • Bret Michaels injured while performing at Tony Awards
      The Tony Awards has been known for extravagant musical performances and last night was no exception. The Radio City Music Hall crowd was dancing in their seats to performances by some of the...  more

      It has a double-meaning...get it?  more
      17 other responses to this
    • Polar Bearzzz
      I like this picture, but I disagree that this is a FAIL.  more

      Morning sunshine!  more
      3 other responses to this
    • Chicken Butts - video
      What what? It's the chicken butt.  more

      It rhymes.  more
      3 other responses to this
    • Stephen Colbert to broadcast a week of “The Colbert Report" from Baghdad
      Stephen Colbert will broadcast four shows next week from Baghdad, where he says he’ll be “Bob Hoping” it for the troops. Colbert arrived at the former Al Faw Palace at Camp...  more

      Colbert kicks ass. Also, I didn't realize the show had a production staff of about 90...now I do.  more
      10 other responses to this
    • Soon, you'll have to pay for Hulu
      Don't get too attached to all that free, high-quality video on Hulu. It just might disappear behind a pay wall before too long. Speaking last night at an Internet Week event sponsored by...  more

      Fooking aliens...what did you expect? All the commercials told you it was coming.  more
      42 other responses to this
    • Drudge posts dubious picture of Obama "laugh" at joke about Limbaugh's kidneys
      SUMMARY: Matt Drudge posted a picture of President Obama in a context that suggested that Obama had laughed and pointed at comedian Wanda Sykes after her joke about Rush Limbaugh. However, a video...  more

      Let me check... Nope, don't care.  more
      43 other responses to this
    • Hannity Offers to be Waterboarded for Charity
      Ever said something you really wish you hadn't said? You know - when you can actually see the words form and fly out of your mouth just before you can catch them. Sean Hannity is feeling that...  more

      The proof is in the pudding. If everyone that opined on waterboarding experienced it first hand, THEN you would have a much better debate. Far too many things in our...  more
      122 other responses to this
    • Red Band Trailer for Bruno - video
      NSFW. Very NSFW.  more

      I thought that sh*t was hilarious.  more
      11 other responses to this
    1 - 10 of 1,525

    damnneargenius connections // recently active

    • Justin_Gunn
    • Danny
    • Bubba
    • JanforGore
    • Crystal
    • Christof
    • Adam_Yamaguchi
    • CharlieG
    • WhiteNoise
    130 more connections

    topics // damnneargenius

    skills // damnneargenius

    • Lighting n/a
    • Camera n/a
    • Editing n/a
    • Directing n/a
    • Graphics n/a
    • Sound n/a
    • Producing n/a
    • Promoting n/a

    gear // damnneargenius

    17" MacBook Pro, Windows Laptop and Desktop too.

    details // damnneargenius

    What I would Change About the World:
    A lot.
    Current Gig:
    Marketing Director/Radio & TV Performance Student
    Current Project:
    Too busy plotting to conquer the world...
    Influences/Heroes:
    My Dad, Ben Franklin, Richard Branson, Walt Disney, Sam Walton, Abe Lincoln, and a whole bunch of unknown writers and producers that are responsible for all the content that brainwashes me on TV
    Location:
    Long Beach, CA
    Political Bent:
    Fiercely Independent
    Favorite Movies:
    The Shawshank Redemption, Bruce Almighty, Quest for the Holy Grail, Clerks, Fight Club
    Favorite TV Shows:
    The Simpsons, The History Channel, National Geographic, The Discovery Channel, Fox News, CNN, Headline News, MSNBC, current.tv, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report
    Celebrity Crush:
    Beauty, intelligence, compassion.
    URL:
    http://www.damnneargeni.us

    current videos