maxscoville

maxscoville

I like to think of myself as a cross between Holden Caulfield, Ferris Bueller, and the Tick. Unfortunately, I try to act more like a cross between Han Solo, Hank Moody, and Snake Plissken. So I'm basically a really dumb person.

 
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    activity // maxscoville

    • Teach your children to play with their Thing - video
      Listen closely to what the announcer is saying.  more
    • What would you ask Ray Muzyka of BioWare about Dragon Age?
      Dragon Age marks a return to the classic Baldur's Gate style of computer RPG that made BioWare such a popular developer in the '90s. Later this week, we'll be checking the game out...  more

      How big (to scale) is the world? Is it free-roaming?  more
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    • Jeff Goldblum noises - video
      It's almost as though he's trying to communicate...  more
    • Predictions for the Fashion of the Future, circa 1930s - video
      One expert even goes so far as to hypothesize that women might actually cease to wear skirts.  more
    • Obama to discuss Mideast with Abbas
      WASHINGTON - The Palestinian president will be pushing President Barack Obama on Thursday to facilitate peace with Israel through a larger solution to the Middle East conflict. Top Palestinian...  more

      After that, he plans to meet with ABBA to discuss the state of Swedish pop music.  more
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    • Abu Ghraib abuse photos 'show rape'
      Photographs of alleged prisoner abuse which Barack Obama is attempting to censor include images of apparent rape and sexual abuse, it has emerged. At least one picture shows an American...  more

      Tough issue. On the one hand, I loathe the idea of censorship, but on the other... I can see where that General's coming from. There's enough nasty shit on the...  more
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    • Escapist Magazine: Duke Nukem Forever!!! - video
      Here's the latest from Ben "Zero Punctuation" Yahtzee on Duke Nukem Forever. If you know him and you know the lead up to this game release the TWELVE YEAR LEAD UP, then I think you...  more

      He's right about a lot there, but it's still pretty depressing that 3D Realms managed to fuck up so epically. Seriously. 12 years. Regardless, what's...  more
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    • Stalin Vs. Martians - video
      PC game trailer, featuring a dancing Joseph Stalin and references early 90's dance songs. Totally upsetting in a number of ways.  more
    • Ryan Reynolds Vs. Betty White - video
      Also probably the most entertaining thing Sandra Bullock has done that didn't involve a bus blowing up.  more
    • Spiderman versus pigeons [VIDEO] - video
      Who's ever walked past those people in the street who pretend to be statues and wanted to come up with an ingenious way to make them move or at the very least flinch? Here's one...  more
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    skills // maxscoville

    • Lighting none
    • Camera ok
    • Editing good
    • Directing ok
    • Graphics awesome
    • Sound ok
    • Producing none
    • Promoting good

    gear // maxscoville

    I have a computer. And a sword.

    details // maxscoville

    College:
    San Francisco Art Inst
    Current Gig:
    Broke as a joke
    Current Project:
    Covert Ops
    Influences/Heroes:
    Kurt Russell, Mr. T, Don Johnson
    Location:
    San Francisco
    Political Bent:
    Making outlandishly closed-minded and nationalistic drunken demands to make others uncomfortable, but really not caring too much one way or the other unless they suddenly make it illegal to say the fuck-word.
    Favorite Bands:
    The Misfits, mc chris, NWA, Queen, ABBA, Rage Against The Machine, Johnny Cash, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Foreigner, Girl Talk, The Knife, Giorgio Moroder, Falco, Talking Heads, Daft Punk, Chromeo,
    Favorite Directors:
    John Carpenter, Michael Bay, Edgar Wright, Jon Favreau
    Favorite Movies:
    True Romance, The Empire Strikes Back, Goonies, Boogie Nights, Escape From New York, Big Trouble In Little China, Love Actually, The 400 Blows,
    Favorite TV Shows:
    Miami Vice, Californication, Venture Bros, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Mighty Boosh, Brass Eye,
    Favorite Track:
    Mashup of Iron Maiden's "Phantom Of The Opera" and Blondie's "Call Me"
    Celebrity Crush:
    Jennifer Connelly.
    URL:
    http://maxscoville.blogspot.com
    AIM:
    maxscoville

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