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Ladies, here's your chance. (Soon to be) billionaire who made his fortune turning everything into LIGHT seeks former prostitute.
YOU: Goddess. Obedient. No fat chicks.
ME: Vegetarian....
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Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching.
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Walking and running is old news for these Ultra-Pedestrians. Whether they are getting around town or getting in some cardio, these fanatics have a real bounce to their step.
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"There’s nothing like the feeling of fresh cut grass under the toes, especially when stepping out of the shower...The lush green lawn thrives in humid environments, which makes your...
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A follow-up to "Sushi for Men."
If I ever thought
that bacon would cease to be
I would stab my face
-Masaoka Shiki, famous Japanese person.
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It's about time. We no longer have to pretend to like sushi while on a date. You look nice, by the way. Cool shoes.
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A friend sent this to me, with the statement: "Apparently you all have a lot of time on your hands, and access to video cameras. And of course burning towers of sheer, raw talent."...
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Humor that often hits a little close to home, at least in my social circle.
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Credit goes to Chris O'Neill for this brilliant cartoon, funny as hell.
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Everyone knows O Fortuna - its excessive use in movie trailers and commercials has limited any future employment of the overwrought cantata to tacky irony. What’s less clear is the...
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Ladies, here's your chance. (Soon to be) billionaire who made his fortune turning everything into LIGHT seeks former prostitute. YOU: Goddess. Obedient. No fat chicks. ME: Vegetarian.... more
Military force was authorized yesterday after the alleged time travelers and their craft ignored an ultimatum to stop whale poaching. more
Walking and running is old news for these Ultra-Pedestrians. Whether they are getting around town or getting in some cardio, these fanatics have a real bounce to their step. more
"There’s nothing like the feeling of fresh cut grass under the toes, especially when stepping out of the shower...The lush green lawn thrives in humid environments, which makes your... more
A follow-up to "Sushi for Men." If I ever thought that bacon would cease to be I would stab my face -Masaoka Shiki, famous Japanese person. more
It's about time. We no longer have to pretend to like sushi while on a date. You look nice, by the way. Cool shoes. more
A friend sent this to me, with the statement: "Apparently you all have a lot of time on your hands, and access to video cameras. And of course burning towers of sheer, raw talent."... more
Humor that often hits a little close to home, at least in my social circle. more
Credit goes to Chris O'Neill for this brilliant cartoon, funny as hell. more
Everyone knows O Fortuna - its excessive use in movie trailers and commercials has limited any future employment of the overwrought cantata to tacky irony. What’s less clear is the... more
